me when I found a disney store in Italy (there aren't any disney stores in my country)

me:*sees avengers corner* OMG OMG loki's helmet i want it i want it i want it *puts the helmet on*
every customer:*staring at me*
me:I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.You will kneel before me!
every customer:*grab their kids and slowly walk away*
me:look mother... mother?
my mother:*slowly walking away from me with a poker face*
@9 months ago with 62 notes
#if you were in my store I would have bowed down to you 
me when I found a disney store in Italy (there aren't any disney stores in my country)
me:*sees avengers corner* OMG OMG loki's helmet i want it i want it i want it *puts the helmet on*
every customer:*staring at me*
me:I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.You will kneel before me!
every customer:*grab their kids and slowly walk away*
me:look mother... mother?
my mother:*slowly walking away from me with a poker face*
9 months ago
#if you were in my store I would have bowed down to you