May 2013
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
Watch
crimsonskyes:
2010: These Pokemon are too complicated!
2013: These Pokemon are too simple!
condorn:
free giveaway
my virginity
no likes
reblogs only
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
whorville:
Exhale if you wanna fuck. HA NO TURNING BACK NOW, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
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